The artist was painting in the room,
His natural talent in full bloom;
But people started to run
When they saw him draw a gun.
Naturally, he left in a fume.
The pickpockets on the street
Are pretty fast on their feet.
With the gift of grab,
They are hard to nab;
It's over in a heartbeat.
The bereaved hairdresser shook her head
And in an inaudible voice said,
"I'm nursing a sorrow;
Please comb back tomorrow."
Then unrestrainable tears she shed.
I love Doctor Jekyll's party game;
It has a very interesting name.
It is called Hyde and Seek;
We play it once a week.
Not taking part would be a big shame.
"You don't have to be as thin as a pole;
Losing just a few pounds should be your goal.
You will feel much better,
Look great in a sweater;
So think about practising girth control!"
He bought a gift for his girlfriend, Sue:
A skimpy bikini of sky blue.
Written with much thought,
His message was short:
"It is the least I can do for you!"
Wiping his big hands on his gown,
The blood bank chief said with a frown,
"The news is bad;
It's very sad.
We have been caught with our pints down."
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